Category: Life

Just as an observation: Tonight on my way to dinner I noticed that my odometer in my car had just hit 55,555 miles. Five 5’s on May 5th 2005. Kinda ironic don’t you think? It was suggested that I play the lottery but then I asked myself, what numbers?...

Most people say they feel (or don’t feel) older after a birthday but I apparently look older. Having always looked younger than my age i’m regularly mistaken for a teenager. The most insulting was when a volunteer at my school thought I was essentially in the class that I...

When I was 10 I had a friend who told me that she was having her magic birthday that year. I had no idea what she was talking about so I asked and she told me, its when you turn the age of the date of you birthday (So...

I’m a creature of habit: I eat the same thing for lunch every single day. I always buckle my seat belt before I turn on the engine, and my morning routine is so set that you could set your watch by it. So you can imagine how flustered I...

You know those people who say they want their wedding day to be “the happiest day of their life” Well I feel really bad for those people. If the wedding is the best it gets, you don’t have a whole hell of a lot to look forward to do...

Um… That’s all I really wanted to say about that....

I was thinking that I hadn’t updated in quite a while which probably doesn’t much matter since I’m not so sure anyone reads this. It would be helpful if I gave out the address but ya know, you just can’t trust the sleeze balls on the web. I got...

I just got back from the eye doctor and since I had my eyes dilated I can’t see a damn thing. Not even this post really, so forgive any errors, I’ll go back and correct them tomorrow. I can’t stand having drops put in my eyes, especially when they...

The air force sucks. Kiss my ass stupid people. Thanks for ruining everything. 🙁...

So today in church (according to my mom, I was bad and didn’t attend) the reading was from the book of Genesis where Adam and Eve discover that they are naked and cover themselves. Now this begs the question: How did the first two people on earth know which...